I am, seriously, going to start my own religion and you're all invited to join! The outfits will rock, the sacrament snacks will be amazing, there WILL be wine, and just wait until you see the underwear I'm gonna make you all wear...
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
My Own Religion
This makes me happier than a puppy with two peters. An Austrian man, Niko Alm, fought for three years for the right to wear a pasta strainer on his head in his driver's license photo - claiming that he belongs to The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and wearing the strainer on his head is part of his religion. Ask me how much I love this guy.
I am, seriously, going to start my own religion and you're all invited to join! The outfits will rock, the sacrament snacks will be amazing, there WILL be wine, and just wait until you see the underwear I'm gonna make you all wear...
I am, seriously, going to start my own religion and you're all invited to join! The outfits will rock, the sacrament snacks will be amazing, there WILL be wine, and just wait until you see the underwear I'm gonna make you all wear...
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4 comments:
I just love you Em. Best sense of humor ever. And fab internet search skills- I've never even heard of that pasta strainer guy :)
I never in a million years (or the life of Kolob) thought anyone would put all my favorite funny things in one post!!!!! I LOVE YOUR GUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fugitabout dah wine...tell us more about your 13 commandments! What do the angels look like? Do we have to pray to statues - or maybe bridges or Joshua trees? And what about "the Plan"? Sacrament will definitely require at least 75% cacao.....
Keep up the good work...(I mean "play").
Ciao bella!
If we get to worship you as goddess with any Hieros Gamos-type rituals, sign me up.
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