A friend forwarded me the following random comment from some random site by some random guy that calls himself RandomFerret.
I found it not-so-randomly funny.
No, Moslems don’t believe that Jesus was the messiah.
Think of it like a movie. The Torah is the first one, and the New Testament is the sequel. Then the Qu’ran comes out, and it retcons the last one like it never happened. There’s still Jesus, but he’s not the main character anymore, and the messiah hasn’t shown up yet,
Jews like the first movie but ignored the sequels, Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third movie doesn’t count, Moslems think the third one was the best, and Mormons liked the second one so much they started writing fanfiction that doesn’t fit with ANY of the series canon.
3 comments:
Hahaha!!! Brilliant! Best thing I read today. Thanks.
I love this. I may steal it.
Other than the headache inducing spelling and grammar it was a perfect explanation. If you toss in fanboys who are so fanatical they will kill for their book, and it makes the people walking around Comicon in superhero costumes seem normal.
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