Wow, many people wanting more information on both of the yummy things I wrote about yesterday...The sexy miracle coffee is called Asantae Java. To be a bit more specific than brewed by elves in unicorn caves - Asantae beans (grade A Arabica, USDA organic, rain-forest certified) come from Honduras and contain six times more heart healthy poly-phenols than other brands of coffee. They take the poly-phenol antioxidants normally lost in the conventional roasting process and re-infuse them back into the coffee.
You have to order it online through a sexy distributor. Okay, I honestly have no idea how sexy any of the other distributors are. For all I know they could be trolls. But I do know one and, as previously mentioned, he is oh-so sexy.
CLICK HERE to go to Sexy Jehiah's Asantae web-page.
At the very top, click on PRODUCTS.
Left hand side, click START SHOPPING.
Click BUY AS A RETAIL CUSTOMER.
Scroll down to the coffee and choose the one you want to try. The one I drink is the Breakfast Blend. Supposedly has the highest anti-oxidants. Anyway, there you have it. Give it a try. Like I said, I cannot recommend it highly enough and, at this point, cannot imagine not having it in my body every freaking day for the rest of my life.
As for Sexy Jehiah... He is a very talented musician / saxophone player. You can check out his music HERE. Yes, ladies, he is single. Sorry guys, he's straight. And that's pretty much all you're getting out of me.
The only person I am willing to officially pimp out on this blog is my mother.
2 comments:
I am happy its giving you the same... I want to stay in my skin feeling that it has me, better yet, its good for your heart! Dr. Lundell says so:)))
Hey if only it really came from Elves, and Unicorns... I could wake up to a beautiful Unicorn with Sexy Jehiah handing me a cup of perfection.
hmmm... wake me up later:)
OMG - waking up to Jehiah handing me a cup of coffee from the back of a unicorn...
BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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