"Religion is like a penis. It's great to have one, it's fine to be proud of it. But please don't take it out in public or rub it in my face. And please, please don't shove it down children's throats."
Amen.
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That is simply brilliant. I am putting that with my collection of favorite quotes. Unfortunately, most religion's scriptures command that believers take their penises out frequently in public, especially, and rub them in as many faces as possible. They use the media to broadcast their penises to help accomplish this. Indeed, armies of penis-exposers scour the globe in fullfilment of this commandment.
These same scriptures particularly emphasize the critical importance of shoving their penises down their children's throats. With this continued effort, we can expect to see generation after generation schooled in the passion and duty of whipping out their penises and putting them directly in multitudes of faces.
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That is simply brilliant. I am putting that with my collection of favorite quotes. Unfortunately, most religion's scriptures command that believers take their penises out frequently in public, especially, and rub them in as many faces as possible. They use the media to broadcast their penises to help accomplish this. Indeed, armies of penis-exposers scour the globe in fullfilment of this commandment.
These same scriptures particularly emphasize the critical importance of shoving their penises down their children's throats. With this continued effort, we can expect to see generation after generation schooled in the passion and duty of whipping out their penises and putting them directly in multitudes of faces.
Love it!
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