Never call Landon again
Delete # tomorrow (crossed out)
No more talking about him ever
Tan
Get hair done
Whiten teeth
No more Moondoggies for 3 more weeks
Sex w/ Chris only
No blow
Narcos only @ work
Drinking only 4x a week
New clothes
Wow - this chick is shooting for the moon. Maybe I should up my game too. If I quit blow and only drank 4x a week just imagine the things I could accomplish!
2 comments:
moondoggies??? What the hell is WRONG with this chick??? She needs to stick to the drink and drugs, if for no other reason than to stop that shit!
Sounds like she's got it all figured out. Am I the only one who doesn't know what a moondoggie is? I'm hoping it's a sexual position.
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