Friday, August 6, 2010

Guest Blogger: Sister Gladiola Moriancumer Young

I am Gladiola Moriancumer Young and I will be posting here as occasion calls. I must say that I, for one, am quite pleased that the Pearson formerly known as "Sister" has been without Internet for the past several days. Clearly it was God's will, as I think we have heard quite enough from her on the topic of that so-called Proposition 8.

Brothers and Sisters, Satan has clearly won this round. But, make no mistake, we will keep fighting. You may think that all the money that The Only True Church exhausted from it's members was collected in vain. Not so. The Lord demanded that we sacrifice all within our time and our means and we did. Now we may all stand blameless before God and be lifted up on the day that the world is consumed by fire because of those gays. And that day will come. Mark my words.

It was no accident that it poured rain here in Utah the day the plague of gay marriage was, once again, visited upon California. God and his wives were weeping in their Heavens. And I tell you what, my sister and I pulled the drapes and spent considerable time on our knees when we saw that giant double rainbow that Satan painted over the Lord's Only True City. Some said it was beautiful, but I would not be deceived. I know pure evil when I see it.

Yes Sir, the Devil may have won the battle. The world may be celebrating. But me and my house, we will continue to prepare. For the end is upon us. The real storm is coming.

And we should all be very, very afraid.

4 comments:

Val said...

ok Em-are you really channeling that toad? Or do I need to do it for you? Like, as I channel, I am likely to just slap all the sweet and the sweat right off her froggy face and get to the real heart of the matter. I am quite sure I will change her mind with all the great reasons to go with the change,so...are you tired? Do you just need me to get the truth out of her? Let me know-your friend who has her ways-Val

Thayne Forbes said...

That's hawt!

Heather said...

This sounds exactly like my grandmother. *shudders*

~tracy~ said...

Oh hell, this sounds like much of the population of Logan Utah.

I tell you I have argued until I am as blue in the face as a New York Yankees jersey, that NO, gay marriage =/= the gay gestapo kicking in your door at o'dark-thirty and dragging you off to the queer concentration camp until you agree to marry another man and have the buttsecks...

Utah makes me so tired...