An Equal Opportunity Fairy Tale

I was forwarded the following email the other day:

Guy Fairy Tale...

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess...

"Will you marry me?"

The Princess said "NO!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

I absolutely LOVE this but it is incomplete. I just have to add:

Gal Fairy Tale...

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess...

"Will you marry me?"

The Princess said "NO!"

And the Princess lived happily ever after and grew a pair and ran marathons and wrote books and traveled and got an education and her own bank account and dated men half her age and drank beer and Tequila and ate chocolate and had an ass the size she wanted and mothered the planet and never even gave the toilet seat a second thought and farted whenever she wanted.

The End

I'm just sayin...