Amendment to the amendment to the Equal Opportunity Fairy Tale...
...But, behold, if a Prince or Princess are royally gay - they shall not marry one another but shall be the best of friends. They shall travel to a state where ogres do not dwell and the handsome Prince will wed another handsome Prince and the beautiful Princess will wed another beautiful princess. And there shall be much merriment and equality and full bank accounts and properly placed toilet seats. And there will be farting.
And, yes, they too shall live Happily Ever After.
Amen.
Danielle Don't Do It
Danielle Don't Do It: Affirmation
1 comments:
The farting is the best part because you know it isn't true love unless farting is involved.
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