Thursday, December 3, 2009

Oink If You're Horny


I totally forgot that pig orgasms last for 30 minutes. Huh. Maybe Chris Buttars isn't so ignorant after all...

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

A 30 minute orgasm? That actually sounds like it could be painful. I mean, frankly, orgasms can be so intense sometimes that they hurt- in a good way. It's one of those things where too much of a good thing can be bad.

There's a book out there entitled, The One Hour Orgasm. Really? A one hour orgasm. Not that I wouldn't like to experience it, just to see what it was like, but MAN-- that just sounds exhausting. If people could achieve one hour orgasms, worldwide productivity would fall to record lows. Seriously, can you imagine what would get neglected as millions of people everywhere would be laying around and getting off, like naked drug addicts in a halcion daze.

As appealing as that may sound, I think we might weary of it. We don't always have an hour for an orgasm. For some women, it TAKES an hour to get there in the first place. If the orgasm is another hour, well, that's... a long time. What was my point? Anyway...

And how do we know pigs are cumming for a half hour anyway? I'd like to see the lab tests conducted to determine that one. And if we know the duration of a pig orgasm, do we know it about other species as well? Is there an ongoing animal sex study where scientists are inducing animal orgasms. Ewww.

Unless you're in to that kind if thing.

Emily Pearson said...

Lol. Ask Buttars.

AlchemistGeorge said...

I've seen demonstrations of a woman in orgasm for an hour - the woman described it as effortless - it was quite impressive! I think the point of it is to show people that there is more available, more that is possible than people generally think, but they say there is nothing righter about doing it for an hour than doing it for 10 seconds.

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