Gay men want to have sex with every straight man they see.
It's been a while since I set the record straight. It's one of my favorite of all the Gay Man Myths - shooting out of homo-ignorant straight men's mouths like a giant beer belch. "Dude, I don't want some fag checking out my ass and grabbing my junk."
Nine times out of ten these guys are overweight, sloppy carnies with mullets and monster truck t-shirts and it's all I can do to not howl with laughter in their pocked faces.
Seriously??? Have you seen what the average gay man looks like??? Have you seen what the average gay man is looking for??? They're even pickier than us women and none of US would even touch you with a ten foot strippers pole.
Dude, you're a walking "before" picture - you have nothing to worry about.
Trust me.
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Nine times out of ten these guys are overweight, sloppy carnies with mullets and monster truck t-shirts and it's all I can do to not howl with laughter in their pocked faces.
this is what we pay you for, em.
hahaha! I love your gay man myths! I've heard them all so many times from my ultra-homophobic family. BTW, I have a gay woman myth for you: When I came out my sis asked me, "So is this just because you weren't getting enough dates with men?" Groan.
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