I previously wrote about the wonder of Kitty Wigs and my re-discovery of the magical world of pets in drag (as opposed to the grand peeve of pets dressed as humans). Well, I am now the proud owner of my very own Kitty Wig - which I WILL fix atop Joey's head long enough to take a picture one of these days. (And by one of these days I mean when he is unconscious and being prepped for the surgical loss of his little fuzzy puppy balls - since that is the only, and I do mean ONLY, time he will hold still long enough.)My very own Kitty Wig was a gift from my very own wonderful friend that gives me my very own make-me-fall-down-laughing-after-I-jump-up-and-down-with-glee silly gifts. The only thing that made me laugh harder than my Kitty Wig was the instructions that came with it:
Please combine creativity with common sense, and never force your kitty to dress up strictly for your entertainment.
I'm sorry, but what reason besides one's own entertainment could there possibly be for putting a wig on a freaking cat???
When introducing the wig to your kitty, use lots of sweet talk. Remind your kitty that he or she is the belle of the ball, repeating over and over how chic-looking and beautiful he or she is. LOTS of petting and cooing are needed here! Praise!
Oh. My. God.
DO NOT immediately throw the wig on your kitty and start snapping pictures. Start slowly and let your kitty set the pace. The key is positive reinforcement... Keep photo sessions short and fun! You want it to be something your cat enjoys and appreciates as special time together... We hope you'll share the results of your Kitty Wig photo shoot with us in our Flickr group...
Okay, for you truly naughty and bent folk (Mom, that does NOT mean you - you stop reading NOW) re-read the instructions and replace the word Kitty with the word Pussy.
Then go change your pants.
4 comments:
Yep, Em. I am at the office and was dumb enough to follow your instructions. I didn't pee. But squirted snot and tears all over as I was trying to keep my composure--I am, after all, the boss. I'm not sure which I was laughing at harder, the content of the joke or the fact that you had been wicked enough to post it and then entrap me like this. Enough already! Gotta go wash my face...
AHAHAHAHAHA. Wow. What is wrong with these people?!
Wow, this is one of the most hilarious takes on Kitty Wigs that I've read - thanks for cracking us up! Maybe I need to revise those instructions...?
You should check out Dooce.com and her pics of her dogs in wigs. Fucking hilarious!!!!
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