Saturday, May 9, 2009

Have I Told You Lately How Much I Love Him?

Robert Kirby needs to be my next door neighbor. End of discussion.

Excommunication for the dead. Talk about a service I would LOVE to offer on this site. For I, too, am an expert at having impure thoughts. In fact, I have a sneaking suspicion that I am an impure thought. Huh.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK... I have held my tounge long enough. but now I know, and I must say.... "get thee behind me". I knew it ..I knew it!

I can no longer read your blog. If they know I've read Kirby... I'm done for. I tried to repent. Thanks ALOT

Jonathan Blake said...

I must point out that I had a similar idea a year ago: resignation for the dead. That being said, his idea sounds like a lot more fun. Heck, I'd do it for free.

Judy said...

I read his column this morning and about up-chucked my scrambled eggs! I swear, sometimes I wish I was still Mormon so I could be his polygamous wife...he'll probably rot in hell with most of the rest of my friends, so at least I'll get to see him there....!