For those of you that have not heard the news, Senator Chris Buttars is an expert in dirty pig sex. Nice.So, I mentioned that Reed, whose letter to Governor Huntsman I posted recently, is an Emmy nominated journalist and documentary filmmaker. Two things I didn't mention were his current film in production, which is called "8, The Mormon Proposition," and the fact that I have the supreme honor of working with Reed on this project.
So, I talked on the phone with a very flabbergasted Reed directly after his interview with Buttars and when he told me what was said about the Pig Sex I screamed. All I could think was, "What the hell is pig sex, and did he seriously say that OUT LOUD??? Directly to a gay man's face???" Apparently pig sex involves gay men pooing on one another and, according to Buttars, they all do it. Now, not only have I been around gay men my entire life and have yet to meet one man that has engaged in the poopie play, but Reed - an openly gay man - had never even heard of it. Nor have any of my other gay friends. Wow, you guys must be so embarrassed to find out that you've been doing it wrong all this time. Bummer.
There is something so fascinating, while at the same time frightening, about an old "straight" man that knows details about Pig Sex and is so obviously titillated by it. The gleam in his eye and smirk on his face when discussing it is very, very telling. He had a lady call him and talk about it? That's probably the kinkiest phone sex I've ever heard of. What the hell, Buttars?!?!? The truly horrifying thing is that this man has served as a Mormon Bishop twice and has presided over the ex-communication courts of gay individuals. I am beside myself with how wrong that is.
There is a lot of blah, blah, blah about Reed having an agenda and cornering / leading Buttars. NOT SO. He just rolled the camera, sat back in silence, and let Buttars blabber. And blabber he did. You really would think that after the heat from the "Dark, ugly black baby" comment he would have learned to shut up. Nope. He made another racist comment - "Bless their black hearts." And then the Pig Sex. Unbelievable.
I am no longer angry with this whole thing. I am fascinated, amused and totally thrilled. The mirror is being held up and the reflection is ugly. The spotlights have been turned on and all the world is watching. At long last the house is being cleaned and it feels so incredibly good.
Buttars, get that smirk off your face and stop shitting on us. We are soooo not into it.
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You know it's bad when even Utah's Fox13 is calling Buttars out as a liar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veDhoeyAn18
Butt do pigs shit on each other when they have sex?
This whole thing made me laugh. What an idiot.
Buttars is the best thing that can happen for gay rights...many folks do NOT want to be associated with anything he stands for!
Keep blabbering, Mr. Buttars!
~Rick
I can not beleive the level of ignorance and hatred that spews from this man's mouth. But, I couldn't agree more, Emily - he is just hurting his own case.
As far as the "pooing" thing, my husband and I had a hilarious conversation about this just the other day. We were talking about a claymation movie we saw a few years ago (can't remember the title) and in the "love" scene the clay characters start out rather traditional and mild. However, things escalate and their sex acts and positions become more and more radical and at the end she poos on him. It is so hysterical because it is so ridiculous.
Anyway, like many other sex (?) acts pooing is just a fetish that might appeal to either gender. I don't get it, but I would hardly call it a male gay thing. A connection like that is so preposterous it is laughable.
Are you thinking of the puppet movie "Team America: World Police" (2004)? I think the scene you describe is in the extended cut.
Oh! Yeah, it was Team America. It was a puppet movie? I guess my memory isn't good for that long. It is really a hilarious scene.
So I read your blog just after making my visits to failblog and I found this lovely photo
http://failblog.org/2009/02/17/impressing-your-date-fail/
Knowing that this is down at Provo and that BYU students rearranged the letters to make it is classic, but when juxtaposed next to the Pig Sex comment from Buttars... it makes this memory priceless.
Aparenty, according to the transitive properties of Buttars, BYU is the greatest threat to America. This is because BYU Students think "pig sex" will impress your date, and pig sex is only for the gays, and the gays are the biggest threat to America. Lovely how logic works these days, isn't it?
Maybe the other side to Brother Butt-ars "story" is that he spent too much time on a farm helping and old sow into the barn. (oh my heck, did I say that?) Denial ain't just a river in Egypt and too many of us know how huge The Closet is in The Church...just sayin'. P
Buttars just seems WAY too interested in the mechanics of the entire gay-sex "life-style." What Buttars should really do is go back to college and take a human sexuality class and learn that what he is calling "pig sex" actually has been around for centuries and originates in Europe STRAIGHT society! (Actually it is just a fetish and is practiced by PEOPLE, straight or gay.) Hmmm-perhaps by Buttars himself.......
ew!
on so many levels
Buttars is the Mormon face of hate. The other legislatures all agree with him. He was not reprimanded for saying incredibly uneducated and bigoted things - he was reprimanded for disobeying the Senate caucus.
Howard Stephenson of Draper, Senate President Michael Waddoups, and Dennis Stowell of Parowan are all lock-step in their support of Buttars.
A pretty hate state, isn't it.
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