February Funny # 5: An Oldie But Goodie

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next stall saying, "Hi, how are you?"

Now, I'm not the type to get into a restroom conversation so I don't know what made me answer, but I did somewhat embarrassed, "Doing just fine."

And the other person says, "What are you up too?"

What the hell kind of question is that? At this point I'm thinking this is just too bizarre. But I say, "Uhhh... Just taking care of business."

Now I'm just trying to get out of there as fast as I can, when I hear another question, "Can I come over?"

Wow! This is getting way to weird for me! To politely end the conversation I say, "No...I'm a little busy right now..."

Then I hear the person nervously say, "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's some idiot in the next stall who keeps answering all my questions."

Gotta love cell phones.