100 Questions: #8 My Harem

Question: What the hell is your harem?

Thank you for the belly laugh you gave me from both the asking and the tone of this question. Okay, you know how there are several sitcom episodes that feature "The List" that couples have of the top ten celebrities that they would be allowed to sleep with were they ever to get the chance? Well, I figure that since it's not real anyway why not build for myself an ever growing harem? That fantasy is certainly a lot more fun than a list of only ten - out of which I could only pretend to have one, maybe two, based on a make believe chance meeting. Geez, what fun is that? And, yes, you can know who they are.

So far the following have officially been invited into the tent...

1. Blair Underwood
2. Johnny Depp
3. The Rock (ego checked at the door)
4. Brendan Frasier in "George of the Jungle"
5. LL Cool J
6. Billy Zane
7. Will Smith
8. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
9. Gerard Butler in "P.S. I Love You"
10. Alex O'Loughlin in "August Rush"
11. Jonathan Jackson in "Tuck Everlasting"
12. Chippendale Kevin Cornell: it's the hair
13. Jason Castro: also due, at least in part, to the hair - even though there is a slim chance it smells like ass underneath the far stronger smell of weed, which I don't necessarily mind, and patchouli/sandalwood which I love.
14. Barry White: voice only
15. The other guy from Wham: don't care if he's gay, I just wanna look at him
16. Tom Selleck: younger on "Magnum P.I." or older on "Friends"
17. Young Gene Kelly

There are probably several I am forgetting but this is the Yummy List off the top of my head. I know I'm a dork. What else is new?