So, someone looked up something related to me on Wikipedia and informed me that my middle name is now Grace. Grace?!?! I don't even have a middle name. I've always just been Emily Plain Old Pearson. It also says that I received my degree from BYU. Nope. Didn't graduate. Left to move to LA and become the superstar you see before you today. Great decision, wouldn't you agree?
So much for trusting Wikipedia. Yikes. I've been pulling all kinds of information off of there for writing and kids reports. Not anymore. Grace will get her facts from more trustworthy sources. Grace... I am so sure. If I were to have a middle name, or give myself one, it certainly wouldn't be Grace. Not that there is anything wrong with the name Grace - Grace Kelly was one of the most beautiful women ever. It's just that the name Grace sooo does not fit me. My middle name would be something more like Sheera, or Spanky or even Fiddle Faddle before it would be Grace.
Actually, according to Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants my name isn't even Emily Pearson, it's Chim Chim Girdlebuns. My children are both named Loopy Appletush. My boyfriend David Hasselhoff is Squeezit Applefanny, George Bush is Goober Chickenshorts, Joseph Smith was really Snotty Bananasniffer and Gandhi just became Zippy.
Join in the fun and re-name yourself, family, friends and sworn enemies... What better things do you have to do on a Tuesday afternoon?
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
A = poopsie
B = lumpy
C = buttercup
D = gidget
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = fluffy
H = cheeseball
I = chim-chim
J = stinky
K = flunky
L = boobie
M = pinky
N = zippy
O = goober
P = doofus
Q = slimy
R = loopy
S = snotty
T = tulefel
U = dorkey
V = squeezit
W = oprah
X = skipper
Y = dinky
Z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine The first half of
your new last name:
A = apple
B = toilet
C = giggle
D = burger
E = girdle
F = barf
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = cootie
J = monkey
K = potty
L = liver
M = banana
N = rhino
O = bubble
P = hamster
Q = toad
R = gizzard
S = pizza
T = gerbil
U = chicken
V = pickle
W = chuckle
X = to f! u
Y = gorilla
Z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
A = head
B = mouth
C = face
D = nose
E = tush
F = breath
G = pants
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = butt
L = brain
M = tushie
N = chunks
O = hiney
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = buns
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = kisser
W = squirt
X = humperdinck
Y = brains
Z = juice
14 comments:
You should just edit the page and make corrections. That's the beauty (an weakness) of Wikipedia.
*snort*
You are being too kind. That's why I have this huge crush on you. I read his posting...self-agrandizing and phony. No mention of his kids or whether he is involved in their lives. What a little jerk!
I really don't think he wrote it. He never would have said my middle name was Grace. He probably would have just called me Satan.
Uhhh... Great post, but those of us who love you are more interested in the BIG MOVE. What's happening?? Have you settled in to your new place yet? Where is it? (General part of town) How was the moving process? Have you met the neighbors? Have the Relief Society sisters paid you a visit yet? We need the info, girl!!
Sincerely,
Loopy Cootie Shorts
I fixed it Emily. Any other changes you'd like to make to it? :-)
Is the Wikipedia entry on your mom accurate?
Thank you, it's snowing here today and I needed a good laugh
Sincerely
Buttercup Chickenjuice
Yeah, the Wikipedia entry on my mom is accurate - except they spelled my dad's middle name wrong. Should be Neils. No big deal.
Anyone out there with a scorching sense of humor want to write mine?
I refuse to be Zippy Bubble-Tush!
I fixed your dad's name. Also edited your former's a bit. (By the way, some months back, I remember someone had added about BYU, "It was there that Emily's talents outshone his." It should still be readable in the history -- check the early entries.)
You ought to write the entry for yourself -- at least till the book comes out.
Poopsie Liverbrains.
Nice :)
Zippy Gizzard-Pants... That is the best name I have ever had! Lots of LOVE :)
I love your blog!
Snotty Wafflelips
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