Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Please Help Me

It's back. I am sitting here at my computer and I hear it. Right now. BEEP! I just unplugged the demon carbon monoxide detector and brought it into the kitchen. BEEP! From down the hall! I unscrewed the smoke alarm and brought that into the kitchen. BEEP! From down the hall. I am sitting here with every freaking alarm this house has in front of me, each one in turn pressed against my ear, and the infernal chirping is coming from DOWN THE @#$%&*@%$ HALL!!!

BEEP!

I want my mommy.

3 comments:

cl2 said...

Been there, done that.

Do you have a beeper by chance? Any kids' toy that holds batteries? I'd remove every battery from every battery-operated item including clocks.

My "ex" got me a beeper so he could keep track of me hahahahahahaha! It would get lost somewhere in the house and when the batteries would start to die--it would start to beep. Usually found it somewhere like down inside a couch or in the sock drawer or some odd place, but it would keep beeping until we either found it or it died.

Just an idea . . .

jeanette said...

We are living in a world of BEEPS! Just off the top of my head I can think of several BEEPS the annoy me. The end of the washer or dryer cycle that continues until you reset it. What about the dishwasher that BEEPS when you stop it before the cycle ends (this can go on until you start it again). And then the cell phone or cordless phone with the low battery. I don't want to think anymore. Good luck.

cl2 said...

I'm at least--if not others--waiting to hear if you found your BEEP?